Devised by Philippa Fordham

A farcical tale of two girls' quest to be united with their daddy, who they believe is Alan Sugar.

Deborerah and Crystal independently search the globe to uncover the truth behind their mothers' lives and lies.

Their intrepid search brings them together and now united, elated, and related (as half sisters and half Jewish) and fully convinced that Sir Lord Alan Sugar is their daddy, they join forces.

But getting to Sir Sugar is punishing, but with some guidance from an evangelical preacher, a soupcon of therapy, and a chance at a Jewish talent competition, they are in position to reach their goal.

Moments before they?re about to be united with their Sugar Daddy, their mothers fess up and the truth is ugly.

When all seems lost, the girls' journey takes one last unexpected turn and together they reach unimaginable heights.