Quartermaine's Terms Reviews

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Average customer review: 3.5 star rating (3.5 Stars)

Number of reviews: 6



5.0 star rating Shazzer. from Cambridge, UK.


Rowan Atkinson is incredible! Have already booked to see this again! Be prepared to cry as the story is very sad - makes you review your opinion of those sad, lonely types we all know. I will be taking my 16 year old daughter next time. Brilliant!

4.0 star rating Ruth Stewart from Magherafelt


Conleth Hilll and Will Keen are hilarious. Great ensemble cast.

4.0 star rating Anonymous from My study. Only joking, Kent


Conleth Hill is a delight and is worth the ticket priceon his own.

4.5 star rating Suburbanite from London,


Having served in a Common Room as a young teacher in the early 60s so much of this play rang true. Many individuals teaching during this period were war- damaged and eccentric and their lives were disrupted. The play is perfectly produced and the cast is brilliantly on the ball. It is not a bundle of fun and I suspect that some in the audience were expecting a light hearted Mr Bean bonanza. There are many slickly executed and subtly funny lines but the overall mood is of gloom and finally real sadness.

2.0 star rating M Isaacs from London,


What a let down. So slow and uneventful. Poor Rowan Atkinson just sits in his chair the whole evening trying to make the best out of a very unfunny script. Other characters are leaden and really quite uninteresting. The ending is so predictable. Very disappointed -

1.5 star rating N35 from London,


One of the worst performances I have ever seen. Totally overrated. Quite a few people even left after the first half. Bad acting, bad and blunt jokes. Not convincing at all. A huge disappointment.


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