Jack and the Beanstalk
I must preface this review by saying that this is not a family friendly panto, please do not take children to see this show. Now that that warning is out of the way... I've never laughed so much at a panto.
Beyond The Curtain
Why see Jack and the Beanstalk?
Drag And The Beanstalk!
Purveyors of drag pantomime TuckShop bring their latest annual panto extravaganza to the Emerald Theatre! For this year's edition, it's a fabulous, outrageous, and incredibly rude take on the festive staple Jack and the Beanstalk, starring Drag Race UK winner Bones as Jack, alongside Kitty Scott-Claus, Kyran Thrax, Rosé, Kate Butch, Dairy King, Yshee Black, Cheryl Hole and Ophelia Love, with the giant played by a rotating cast of special guest performers. Written by Crudi Dench, Kate Butch and Eleanor Mason and directed by Christopher D. Clegg, get ready to embark on a magical adventure with just a little bit more sparkle, innuendo, and naughtiness than you're used to! This is definitely not for children.
What Is The Story?
A true classic of the panto repertoire, Jack and the Beanstalk is the story of young buck Jack, who, despite being best mates with a cow, decides to sell him. And not only that, instead of coming up with some decent cash, the silly boy comes back with a handful of beans, much to his mother's chagrin. But after chucking them out, overnight something massive and thick grows upwards, begging to be climbed. What opulent treasures might be found up there? Find out in this hilarious drag take on the classic panto!
Key Information
Audience
Not suitable for children.
Dates
2 Dec - 10 Jan 2027
Cast
- Bones as Jack
- Kitty Scott-Claus as Princess Jill
- Rosé and Kyran Thrax as Fleshcreep
- Kate Butch as Jack’s Mother
- Yshee Black as Fairy Liquid
- Dairy King as The Milkman
- Cheryl Hole as Cheryl The Cow
- Ophelia Love as Villager no.4
Please note: The producers can't guarantee the appearance of any performers on any specific date.
Creative
- Written by Kate Butch, Crudi Dench and Eleanor Mason
- Directed by Christopher D. Clegg
Reviews
Customer reviews
Tim
Not for the kids - so just take them to a traditional panto
This was my first palladium Panto but I had heard much about them - definitely more of an adult Panto, than the traditional "he's behind you nonsense," and it didn't disappoint. If you have sense of humour, you'll love it - if you don't or are one of those easily offended soft type, don't go.. it's too much fun for you, sorry. :) ... Read more
Pam
Spectacular
Leave with a smile on your face and wonder how it was produced so fantastically well. ... Read more
Christine Kallend
Wonderful
What a fantastic way to get into the Christmas Spirit.
Julian Clary already had his fellow actors ( along with all the audience) laughing. The scenery, costumes and lighting are spectacular and the beanstalk is an unexpected addition. If you can get to see this panto you won’t regret it- haven’t laughed so much for a long while. ... Read more
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