A Very ADult Panto!

Be our guest! In this incredibly adult version of the beloved story - get ready for laughs, a little chaos, and a whole lot of heart. This panto is set to be a beast of a show that'll have everyone sweating under the collar and grinning from ear to ear!

"A filthy, festive delight. Joyous queerness. Outstanding" - All That Dazzles

A ridiculous new version of the 18th greatest love story ever told. Enter the frostbitten Scottish village of Lickmanochers where inexperienced mummy's boy Bertie becomes the prisoner of an aristocratic brute with lustrous body hair and a castle that's just begging for a makeover. As the snow falls, it's not just the tension that rises...